It emits no radiation, sound, or force, and the explosion pattern changes every shake.
Aftereffects such as radioactive snow and black rain have been observed.
" Date of Recovery: 09-03-████ Location of Recovery: Wichita, Kansas, USA Current Status: In storage at Site 19's vintage weapons depository.
Notes: Perfectly serviceable and well-maintained aside from the anomaly.
In room where it was placed, a giggling sound would be noted whenever lights were turned off. Item Description: An adult male capybara () several thousand miles away from the natural habitat for its species, with bright blue and green fur.
Date of Recovery: 05-16-200█ Location of Recovery: ██████, Germany Current Status: Shot approximately 15 times with a 9mm sidearm by Agent ██████. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ████████, Wisconsin Current Status: Identified as lost exotic pet with ██████████-brand hair dye.
Date of Recovery: █-██-19██ Location of Recovery: Hackensack, New Jersey Current Status: In storage.
They also appear to reproduce by binary fission every week.
Item Description: A squirrel which constantly moved much slower than normal, even when jumping or falling, similar to "slow-motion" video footage.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████ Family Campgrounds, ███████ Current Status: In animal containment.
Accuracy or even proficiency with the firearm is not required for the anomaly to function.
Voice sounds whether or not the shot is, in fact, "nice". Only long-sleeve, blue, men's dress shirts with collar sizes between 15.5" and 16.5" can successfully be hung upon it.
Item Description: A series of pornographic VHS tapes that, when rewound, would continually change actors, sets, and methods of coitus.