by Nitrozac and Snaggy, authors of The Best of The Joy of Tech 03/16/2004 i Sight, the Final Frontier . With the advent of broadband Internet, cameras like Apple's i Sight, and programs such as i Chat AV, that Holy Grail of science fiction, the videoconference, has arrived on your desktop. do I really look like the Creature from the Black Lagoon?
Let's face it folks, the days of hiding comfortably behind your avatar are over.
We're not saying that you have to rewrite your entire personal source code to please your civilization's aesthetic preferences, but we are suggesting that by tuning up your hardware and tweaking your individual GUI, you can enhance the user experience.
It doesn't hurt to look your best, and in situations where you're pursuing a potential partner, it can lead to some insanely great things.
Endangered are the days where we can pass digital transmissions and gas simultaneously, picking our noses with one hand, and stuffing pizza down our throats with the other.
We met two years ago at work and have been playing ever since. He wakes me up even more by going down on me under the covers. Thinking maybe I should have been more persistent about my own orgasmic needs. I mention I haven’t come in over 24 hours and he is .
He’s in a long-term relationship with another woman who is unaware of me. a.m.: The Professor slides his arms around me and pulls me into him. a.m.: Prof pounds on me until I shriek and he finishes inside of me and collapses. After 69, he puts on a latex glove and goes to work, a surefire way to get me off. p.m.: We have sex missionary style, our fave position.
" Well, if you're like most humans, you probably want people to enjoy your company, and you want to make a good impression, whether you're seeking love, taking part in an online interview, or just talking to your friend across the office. If you're slumped in front of the camera, looking rather unapologetically post-apocalyptic, then what you're saying to the person you are chatting with is, "I don't care about you." Yes, believe it or not, not caring about your looks is a sign you don't care about the person on the other end of the connection, in real life or on computer screen.
Now that is going to be a puzzling and perplexing concept to some of you, but it's true.
He is not allowed to orgasm until he has something in his ass, and I want pics for proof. a.m.: Three pics arrive in my in-box of him doing a.m.: On train. p.m.: At Bryant Park Grill listening to Cousin rail into me for my relationship with Prof and how I deserve better.