It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.6. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.24. Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.32. "But, we kiss..." is not justification for using her toothbrush. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair.
The fact that she has to go through labor while you sit in the waiting room on your ass smoking cigars isn't fair either, and it balances everything. Believe it or not, you're probably not more attractive when you're drunk.24. She is probably less impressed by your discourse on your cool car than you think she is.28. Ditto for your ability to jump up and hit any awning in a single bound.30. But if you collect celebrity toenails, enjoy dressing like a pirate or have had your Tarot cards read more than 2,000 times, you should keep it to yourself — at least until this guy is so head-over-heels about you that he’ll be more forgiving.Your profile is supposed to get a man’s attention, not freak him out or gross him out.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.20. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.29.