As we’ve already mentioned, the world revolves around crazy people, and she’s going to set some impossibly high standards for you to live up to. But if you can tell someone’s been unrolling all your socks and your desk drawers have been rummaged through… On your first few dates, she had some amazing stories. She wants you to know how you measure up, even if the information she’s giving you isn’t true, and even if you don’t want to know it. Any more than that and (unless she’s running a rescue operation out of her apartment) you’d best get to stepping. And if you identify with most of this list, but you’re still with her… But try to get some payback with a ride to the airport or something like that and it’ll feel like you asked her for a kidney. She wants to rank herself and figure out what ended those relationships so she can act accordingly. At most, it is a reliable source of advice for women who want to improve their chances with the opposite sex.While I think this plot can largely speak for itself, I do want to highlight and qualify a few things.Attacking your family and friends, calling out your insecurities, threatening to kill herself or cut your dick off while you’re sleeping — these are subtle signs that she’s not so great at handling conflict.Most people can get through life’s troubles with their gut, their friends and their family. There’s no number that’s a good limit, especially if you keep responding, but if you feel like she’s “checking in” too much, you might want to change your number. Sylvia Plath literally wrote the book on crazy chicks.Here’s something to think about: Doesn’t it seem like — at least in the realm of male/female relationships — there seems to be a disproportionate amount of women who fit the “crazy” bill better than men? In the meantime, here are 50 signs that the girl you’re dating might be what we like to call “crazy.” And you can trust me on this one — I’ve done extensive research in the field.And believe it or not, I’m not trying to be sexist here, I’m genuinely curious about this; it’s not that men don’t have character defects or psychological issues that make them behave inappropriately, it’s just that those guys are always “dicks” or maybe “weirdos” (and there are plenty of them out there), but women are always “crazy.” Is it a body chemistry thing? Is there something about dating men that causes this transformation? It’s an undisputed fact that crazy women are incredible in the sack. We all get crazy eyes from time to time—from stress, lack of sleep, etc.
If the stories of how she got them don’t ring true, watch out: She might start telling people you gave them to her. Crazy people like to dominate others, and if she knows you’re uncomfortable, she also knows you’ll say whatever it takes to get her to calm down. When things are good, you’re the king of the world and can accomplish anything you set your mind to. People who compliment themselves in this way are almost never being truthful.Crazy girls don’t tend to get along with the sane variety. Extreme narcissism cuts both ways—she thinks everyone adores her, and those who don’t are green with envy. Once she’s fixated on something, she never changes her mind. You probably won’t get the great sex you’re after out of this one.Crazy people tend to spend a lot of time inside their own head, where there’s no one else to inject things like… Because in her mind, there’s no reason why anyone wouldn’t want to be with her. Everybody likes fun little surprises every once in a while, but if she keeps showing up where she’s not invited, like work or guys’ night, there’s a good chance she’s watching your every move.But if they’re part of the unique snowflake that makes her her, that’s a really bad sign.She loves you; she hates you; you’re the only one for her; maybe it’s not working out.