The following are acceptable reasons to dump a woman: Breaking up with a girl over the phone is to be considered a cardinal sin against all that is manly.
To appear that weak and scared of what the girl may do is not only emasculating, but downright rude. It also spreads a bad reputation, which may damage chances with prospective hook-ups.
A man whose girlfriend is OK with having a threesome with her single, hot friend/sister must have a threesome. No man should ever sacrifice manliness when breaking up with a woman.
A man shall not date, hang out with, or friend request a fellow friend's ex.
If said man can not get over said women within one month, said man's friends are required to find said man a sluttier chick to take his mind off of said women.
If said slut does not help said man to get over said women, Said mans friends are required to drop said man from the group until he makes up for the period of bitchy time.
Often after a length of time, a girl whom you may have an interest in will display that you are her friend.
If it is clearly stated that you are her friend, a man shall move on.
Man is required to ask said friend for permission to date or communicate with said ex, and if friend says yes,do so with his terms.