Modern executive briefcase This is a hotch-potch, a Frankenstein's monster of a man-bag.
Why pay £500 for something unless you want to be marked down as a try-hard poseur? Heritage rucksack Your entry level heritage rucksack comes from companies such as Eastpak and Herschel.What it says about you: sushi eater; book publishing executive.Man clutch Like a woman’s clutch, but less feminine. Although apparently, on the streets of Hong Kong, triad gangsters carry designer man-clutches stuffed full of money.It will contain mouldy gym kit and a pair of trainers to be worn on the 20-minute trudge from the station.What it says about you: suburban commuter; gym bunny.
Doubly offensive is the designer carrier bag which shows signs of wear and tear, instantly marking your card as someone who is not as well-off as he'd like the world to think he is.